Reasons nobody has killed "Don King" yet.

1. Somebody shot him in the head and the bullet is still struggling to get through his ridiculous fucking hair style.

2. They're scared of the Gambino Family.

3. Due to brain damage and heavy meds, Mike Tyson has forgotten who he is.

4. He's already dead. (Hey, nothing wrong with positive thinking.)

5. The gunman can't aim because he's distracted by Don's obsessive talking and he's still trying to figure out what the fuck Don is talking about.

6. Where the fuck is Mitch "Blood" Green? This was supposed to be his job. You'd figure that maniac could get something right.

7. Larry Holmes is too busy running "Easton, Penn" to get the job done.

8. The economy. Nobody has enough money to hire a hit man. Hell, I would mention thugs but can they afford the money for a drive by? Have you seen the price of a gallon of gas lately?

9. Don is actually bald and nobody can recognize him without his wig.

10. Ok, I know only the good die young but isn't this an exception? Do killers even think like that?

Reason #1. Don King makes fighters MONEY! He might steal HALF of it, but he makes them 3 times what they would get with anyone else.

Funny stuff Frank.

Ali wrote:Funny stuff Frank.

definitely.

How does one create a hairstyle like King's ?

Ali wrote:How does one create a hairstyle like King's ?

....ali you get electricuted and poof kings hair style...
frank great stuff..you got the usual suspects who should of done it lol.

Ali wrote:How does one create a hairstyle like King's ?

Lloyd Price gave him that hairdo.

flapanther2001 wrote:

Ali wrote:How does one create a hairstyle like King's ?

Lloyd Price gave him that hairdo.

+1
his buddy did that and then king went on to fuck him over.
watch only in america with rhames as don king its a really good movie