Tyson's Hall of Fame Speech
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Tyson's Hall of Fame Speech
I'd just like to thank all the people for fucking voting for me, because if they didn't, I'd eat their kids, and fuck them until they love me.
I just want to thank all the women I fornicated with. I'm ferocious! So what if I wanted I bit that fucker who can't even remember his name ear off. I was hungry. I wanted to fornicate.
I am the greatest there ever was. Now give me my fucking trophy. Better be some fucking free food.
GrantZilla- Posts : 9310
Join date : 2010-11-05
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I think Mike might actually bring the house down, he's at peace now and is alot more articulate than you think.
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After being arrested 48 times before the age of 13, doing 3 and a half years for rape, biting two opponents, one in pubic and the other at a press conference, beating a senior citizen in a road rage attack, mugging old ladies while he was the Heavyweight Champ, pulling out his penis upon meeting women in a dance club on a regular basis, etc, yeah, I think it's time he mellowed a little bit.Ali wrote:I think Mike might actually bring the house down, he's at peace now and is alot more articulate than you think.
Articulate? Mike has brain damage. Nuff said.
Frank- Posts : 1930
Join date : 2010-10-21
Age : 47
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LOL what a champFrank wrote:After being arrested 48 times before the age of 13, doing 3 and a half years for rape, biting two opponents, one in pubic and the other at a press conference, beating a senior citizen in a road rage attack, mugging old ladies while he was the Heavyweight Champ, pulling out his penis upon meeting women in a dance club on a regular basis, etc, yeah, I think it's time he mellowed a little bit.Ali wrote:I think Mike might actually bring the house down, he's at peace now and is alot more articulate than you think.
Articulate? Mike has brain damage. Nuff said.
kbyte- Posts : 730
Join date : 2010-10-28
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I'd just like to thank all the people for fucking voting for me, because if they didn't, I'd eat their kids, and fuck them until they love me.
I just want to thank all the women I fornicated with. I'm ferocious! So what if I wanted I bit that fucker who can't even remember his name ear off. I was hungry. I wanted to fornicate.
I am the greatest there ever was. Now give me my fucking trophy. Better be some fucking free food.
Funny stuff Grant. I tried watching Tyson's latest documentary "Tyson" the other night and after about 20 minutes, I had to turn it off. This clown is hard to look at and listen to, I felt like my IQ was dropping everytime Tyson spoke.
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I agree, Ring, I think Tyson's just one of those guys who people are embarrassed they liked so they try to justify it by recreating his career. That's what all these "Tyson vs. Ali" talks are about. His accomplishments do not justify that comparison.Ring wrote:
I'd just like to thank all the people for fucking voting for me, because if they didn't, I'd eat their kids, and fuck them until they love me.
I just want to thank all the women I fornicated with. I'm ferocious! So what if I wanted I bit that fucker who can't even remember his name ear off. I was hungry. I wanted to fornicate.
I am the greatest there ever was. Now give me my fucking trophy. Better be some fucking free food.
Funny stuff Grant. I tried watching Tyson's latest documentary "Tyson" the other night and had to turn it, this clown is hard to look at and listen to, I felt like my IQ was dropping everytime Tyson spoke.
People have called our sport uncivilized for decades. I think it's the anti-thesis of such a description, however glorifying Tyson makes us deserving of such a reputation. He should've been kept out of the hall. I won't argue that point again. I can say that I'm shocked at the amount of people who seem to have sympathy for him.
Frank- Posts : 1930
Join date : 2010-10-21
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People keep bringing Tyson up because who since has been as explosive and exciting in HW division? Where watching a Tyson fight was a HW Event.
Fuck, HW title fights aren't even being telivised in the US anymore.
Fuck, HW title fights aren't even being telivised in the US anymore.
GrantZilla- Posts : 9310
Join date : 2010-11-05
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Thank you....GrantZilla wrote:People keep bringing Tyson up because who since has been as explosive and exciting in HW division? Where watching a Tyson fight was a HW Event.
Fuck, HW title fights aren't even being telivised in the US anymore.
flapanther2001- Posts : 2962
Join date : 2010-10-27
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GrantZilla wrote:People keep bringing Tyson up because who since has been as explosive and exciting in HW division? Where watching a Tyson fight was a HW Event.
Fuck, HW title fights aren't even being telivised in the US anymore.
I'm not talking about Tyson's credentials as a HW Champion, or whether or not he belongs in the BHOF, i'm talking about what a fucking horrible excuse for a human being he is. Looking at or listening to Tyson talk is almost painful.
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Even I'll admit that's a good point. He wasn't the best, but he was the most exciting HW of his era. His highlight film rivals anyones.GrantZilla wrote:People keep bringing Tyson up because who since has been as explosive and exciting in HW division? Where watching a Tyson fight was a HW Event.
Fuck, HW title fights aren't even being telivised in the US anymore.
Frank- Posts : 1930
Join date : 2010-10-21
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Is it just my imagination, or did Grant get me to say something nice about Mike Tyson? I'll get you for this Grant. I swear I will. (smile)
Frank- Posts : 1930
Join date : 2010-10-21
Age : 47
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it was actually pretty goodRing wrote:
I'd just like to thank all the people for fucking voting for me, because if they didn't, I'd eat their kids, and fuck them until they love me.
I just want to thank all the women I fornicated with. I'm ferocious! So what if I wanted I bit that fucker who can't even remember his name ear off. I was hungry. I wanted to fornicate.
I am the greatest there ever was. Now give me my fucking trophy. Better be some fucking free food.
Funny stuff Grant. I tried watching Tyson's latest documentary "Tyson" the other night and after about 20 minutes, I had to turn it off. This clown is hard to look at and listen to, I felt like my IQ was dropping everytime Tyson spoke.
like the part when he says he gave a women....FILATIO
Rum Capital- Posts : 2218
Join date : 2010-10-22
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Funny stuff Grant. I tried watching Tyson's latest documentary "Tyson" the other night and after about 20 minutes, I had to turn it off. This clown is hard to look at and listen to, I felt like my IQ was dropping everytime Tyson spoke.
it was actually pretty good
like the part when he says he gave a women....FILATIO
I try not to imagine Tyson having sex. Tyson is a fucking eyesore, and listening to him talk is something I just can't tolerate.
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