Random rant of the week

Why is it whenever I choose to use public transport someone always feels the need to chow down on an egg sandwich ? I swear every day during that week there was a person who craved a big smelly egg sarnie, the stench would waft around the train like one giant air biscuit.

Because everyone in Scotland is weird

No haggish?

NJBeatdown86 wrote:No haggish?

Now that would be one rank sandwich.

Ali wrote:Why is it whenever I choose to use public transport someone always feels the need to chow down on an egg sandwich ? I swear every day during that week there was a person who craved a big smelly egg sarnie, the stench would waft around the train like one giant air biscuit.

you should sit close to that person and start burping and picking your nose on purpose. im pretty sure they will move to another cart.