Christmas gifts for fighters.

Christmas Gifts for Fighters.

1. Mike Tyson. “The Joys of having sex,…. without force.” This book should’ve been under Tyson’s tree every Dec. 25.
2. Henry Cooper. “Do it yourself stitches.” No doubt, the English gentlemen would’ve appreciated it.
3. Antonio Margarita. “Ready made cement loaded gloves.” Concerned trainers can look at Tony’s wrappings all they want now.
4. Muhammad Ali. “Tape Recorder.” What other way was there to close the GOAT’s mouth other than giving him a recorder to hear himself talk for hours on end?
5. Floyd Mayweather. “Vaseline” along with an instructional book entitled, “So, you’ve decided to go to Prison.”
6. Floyd Mayweather Sr. “The Harbrace English Handbook.” Share with Roger.
7. Oscar De La Hoya. “Thong bikini.” Also, a 200,000 gift certificate to what ever store sells revealing “Lingerie.”
8. Evander Holyfield. Some caring person should hire an R&B singer to remake Jim Morrison’s classic tune, “The End.”
Add ons welcome.

good ones frank..to david haye.a newly published book called.excuses never used before.
for dittrell a pair of mosquito balls .its a start.
to bob arum.a eternal gag order from the supreme court.
to audrey harrison..acting lessons.or a greg lagunious book on how to do a perfect dive.
to paulie m..a case of jimmy johnsons hair spray
to bret farve..a case of gilette razor blades
to art abraham..jack dempseys book on how to fight.
to evander hollifield a catalog of upscale nursing homes
to bernard hopkins a larger crying towel.
to andre ward a fight outside oakland
to hbo...sanity

Frank were do you come up with this shit?

5. Floyd Mayweather. “Vaseline” along with an instructional book entitled, “So, you’ve decided to go to Prison.”

to me that is the line of the year for 2010.

Ricky Hatton - A Rick James autobiography " so you've decided to take up cocaine ".

Flomo- an orange jumpsuit
Angulo- a green card
Cintron- trampoline
Cotto- knee pads
Margarito- head gear
DLH- panties and a bra
Arum- A coffin
Cyclops- contact lens

Q:Why does Mike Tyson cry after sex?
A:Mace

WinstonSmith wrote:Q:Why does Mike Tyson cry after sex?
A:Mace

WinstonSmith wrote:Q:Why does Mike Tyson cry after sex?
A:Mace

get one of these for Abraham

Groundhog wrote:get one of these for Abraham

Abe already took up aerobics, remember we saw it on fight camp 360.